I thought things would be different when I turned 30. I’d heard talk of some kind of crisis which is supposed to befall members of my generation around that mark, but two years on, I’m still waiting. To celebrate the milestone (and whet the creative appetite) I went out and bought a whammy pedal. I was also in a bit of a metal mood. Not metal enough however; as you can hear I recorded this tune in standard E. What a faux pas. So lame.